What is a hilarious or clever name for a boat?

Pasty Cobbett: We once named out boat the "test run" as we kept playing around with an older engine that needed to be tested all the time. We enjoyed the name.

Valentine Willinger: A yacht at Lincoln week last year was called ' Afrayed Knot' - for some reason that really appealed to me.

Elaina Adolfson: TitanicGoing On A SafariLike A BossTo The Lonely IslandCornbread? xD

Alma Twomey: Seen on a sailboat.......I LUFF LUCY............named after owner's wife.From a racing sailboat.... FUJIMO.... named by a real estate magnate ( F--ck You Joe, I'm Moving Out)JUST FINE .....from a power boat owned by a gentleman who's last name is Fine.or what I named my 19 ft powerboat TWO HUNDRED FORTY FIVE BUCKS A MONTH. Not to mention, but a lot of boats in my area are all of a sudden newly named FOR SALE...Show more

Kassie Kay: no money left

Rosella Figliola: Grandpas old ski boat is named "land locked" it hasn't seen the watter since 88. One of my fo! rmer bosses had a massive pontoon boat named "Petty cash". Ive seen a fishing boat named "Trynhooker" Just use the irony in your life, if your a dentist go with something like, "Gold Tooth" or "Molar Machine" If your a teacher call it "Teachers pet" A Lawyer could go with"Attorney Client privilege". theres alwase "Aye Sea U" or "The kids tuition"both good ones....Show more

Randolph Lozoya: check out this site for boat nameshttp://10000boatnames.com/hope this helps

Kaley Lappas: hilariousORclever

Leontine Kreitz: Sofa King CoolJust say it once, you'll understand.

Chi Alfero: Brother in laws boat name is - Rent Check, he owns apartment buildingsMy first boat's name was - Poverty Sucks

Kate Baune: PHUCIPHINO - is one of the best I ever saw. When someone asks what the name means, you can tell them.....PHUCIPHINO (the c is a hard c) FUJIMO - (*&^# You Judy I'm Moving Out - only works if your ex is named Judy ,, ,

Son Ahlers: If you are wi! lling to give it a "solar system" paint job or logo...How abou! t "Titan Uranus"Below link will take you to pictures with very cleaver names that I have actually seen on the water.(they might help get your creative juices flowing)John...Show more

Bud Espenshade: Queezy is our boat name.

Lorelei Lilburn: Hmm, How about "The Money Pit"

Oswaldo Rayburn: Funny Pontoon Boat Names

Marco Stolarz: JOB SITE That way the next time your wife asks where you are at you can tell her you are on the JOB SITEWho says you cant mix work with pleasure!